If you were a celebrity, what would the tabloids report today?

Let's pretend you are a celebrity! Going by what you did in the past 24 hours, what would the tabloids have reported about you? What sorts of pictures would the paparazzi have snagged?

The voting isn't really important, just a basic idea and of course you'll probably have many different stories, both good and bad. Imagine your life was under the microscope!!